your daily dose of dog dick
Submitted by Chesterwoof
Apparently Chesterwoof has ESP; however, instead doing something cool like warning him of impending danger or letting him bend spoons with his mind, it alerts him when I haven't featured a video of someone being "hilariously" inappropriate to their pets and ironically filming their dog's dick for a few weeks.
Truly his gift is both a blessing and a curse.
Welp, that does it for another edition of AwfulVision! Thanks to everyone who submitted a video, and even greater thanks to everyone who didn't! Because it pains me to watch most of these! Exclamation mark!
If you'd like to completely disregard my health and well-being, you can harness the infinite power of INTERNET and submit some videos right here. But please don't. It burns us, IT BURNS US.
See you jerks next time!
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