Submitted by Chesterwoof
Apparently Chesterwoof has ESP; however, instead doing something cool like warning him of impending danger or letting him bend spoons with his mind, it alerts him when I haven't featured a video of someone being "hilariously" inappropriate to their pets and ironically filming their dog's dick for a few weeks.
Truly his gift is both a blessing and a curse.
Welp, that does it for another edition of AwfulVision! Thanks to everyone who submitted a video, and even greater thanks to everyone who didn't! Because it pains me to watch most of these! Exclamation mark!
If you'd like to completely disregard my health and well-being, you can harness the infinite power of INTERNET and submit some videos right here. But please don't. It burns us, IT BURNS US.
See you jerks next time!
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
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