Gears of War Rap 2. by iPunishYuu

Submitted by Sam

Why can't the English teach their children how to rap?

In comparing MC proficiency, there's rather quite a gap.

If our rappers rhymed about Gears of War instead of what they do,

Why, they might be this worthless too!

*checks "make a terrible parody of a song from the hit musical "My Fair Lady" about a dude rapping about an XBOX game" off of "things to do before I die broken, bitter and alone" list*

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"woop wow !!! dps ftw"


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