Submitted by Sam
Why can't the English teach their children how to rap?
In comparing MC proficiency, there's rather quite a gap.
If our rappers rhymed about Gears of War instead of what they do,
Why, they might be this worthless too!
*checks "make a terrible parody of a song from the hit musical "My Fair Lady" about a dude rapping about an XBOX game" off of "things to do before I die broken, bitter and alone" list*
"woop wow !!! dps ftw"
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