Submitted by Eivind Jorgensen
For someone who hates liberals so much, you sure are storing a liberal amount of trash in your room you dumb little shit.
"This child was Left Behind"
""ya I think you and the communists need to do your research."
"Communists"? What is this, the Sixties?"
"YOU ROCK!!!! I F****ING HATE OBAMA AND HILARY!! Oh and obama psht his name should be osama....hahahaha me and my cuz made something up about him and it goes obama and osama had a baby named omama and pet named olama...and theres alot more ot it....lol...but yeah you get my point....:D"
-the worst Youtube poster ever
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!