Submitted by Andrew Burkeen
Welp buckaroos, as you can tell from the vomit erupting out of nearly every orifice of my body after watching this fucking mess, this is going to have to be the last video this week.
Big ups to all my homies who submitted videos! Seriously! Thanks for sending me a video of some hick bitch getting her naval fingered by her meathead boyfriend! I love it! I love everything about it!
If you'd like to contribute to the further degradation of mankind, you can send a terrible video here and maybe I will write some slightly unfunny or perhaps very unfunny words about them!
See you jerks next time! I hate you!
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!