Submitted by Andrew Burkeen
Welp buckaroos, as you can tell from the vomit erupting out of nearly every orifice of my body after watching this fucking mess, this is going to have to be the last video this week.
Big ups to all my homies who submitted videos! Seriously! Thanks for sending me a video of some hick bitch getting her naval fingered by her meathead boyfriend! I love it! I love everything about it!
If you'd like to contribute to the further degradation of mankind, you can send a terrible video here and maybe I will write some slightly unfunny or perhaps very unfunny words about them!
See you jerks next time! I hate you!
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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