Submitted by Greg M.
My friend, Greg M. sent me this rap on a whim. Then he went to the gym.
T-Dub is rapping harder than a muscle. When he gets in trouble he just gets the nustle. Or the fustle.
Man, Mario is jumping really high in.... int...into the air, like he doesn't care, but I do care. About smare.
I used to hang out with Emula who got Insemula. Then I hurt my femur like a dreamer.
Watchin' T-Dub rap won't give you swag fever. You'll get swag plague. Smash Mouth eat the eggs. I just bought some glegs.
*b-boy stance* Word.
"'I had a big raims is a big taims' - Powerfully emotive language, evokes wonder at how truly colossal his 'raims' must be, coupled with an element of incredulity at how this 'raims' can fundamentally co-exist as a 'taims'."
"Mario has a big C"
"The Autistic National Anthem."
"'High on Chromosomes'"
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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