Submitted by Andrew P.
Pfft. What a bunch of posers. If any TRUE metal fan wanted to start a fire, they'd sacrifice a virgin to the Dark Lord Azathoth and then cast Firaga on the faggot (as in the pile of wood, not the dude wearing the speedo).
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