Submitted by Paul E.
Yes, this is a fan video for a fucking Cardigans song.
Yes, that's a dude wearing a female mask.
Yes, people jerk off to this.
"Ah, bless his heart, little Puccini* the cat (who I've been feeding for a week while his People are away) is a YouTube star! Bless his heart!
* not kitty's real name "
"What video editing software did you use? Did you take a class? This video is so refined. I love it. "
"This video gives me a bright and happy feeling. Sweet, lovely, classy, femininity. I prefer a latex mask to a fleshy botox mess any day! Keep up the superlative art!"
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!