It was either Colonel Mustard in the Library with the folding chair or Ms. Scarlet in the Billiard Room with the brass knuckles she had down her tights while her manager distracted the referee.
"All Of U Guys Are Fucking Idiots All Of You Blaming Him Killing His Family Because Of Steriods U Guys Are Fucking Dumb Steriods Dnt Make People Into Ripped Killing Machines U Fucking Idiots Look Up Steriods On Wiki. So That Nxt Time Ur Trying To Argue A Case About Steriods You Will Actually Kno Wat The Fuck Ur Talking About Bc Rite Now None Of U Do U Fucking Morons"
" how dare you
you retarded piece of shit?
kevin sullivan is a righteous man!"
-countbarf"he steadily knocked on his retard kids teeth and finally crushed his skull."
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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