SEX NERDS!!

hockey jockey

Can you believe those losers are wasting their Saturday night at yet another orgy? I'd be embarrassed to be that lame.

Okay, is everybody logged in?

Macnult

*pushing up taped glasses*
"cunnilinguth"

little munchkin

bunch of bored tweens in sex-ed complaining to the teacher saying, come on miss doyle, when are we ever going to use this

Majuju

sex jock, stuffing sex nerd into sex locker: "you better have my sex math homework ready for sex math class! if I lose out my full sex ride to sex state I'm gonna be sex pissed!"

Macnult

[Fist fight breaks out at the sex nerd table. Everyone else in the cafeteria gathers around to see.]

Spectator 1: "The hell is this all about?"

Spectator 2: "Apparently one of them thinks Gandalf is an ass guy. The other claims he's more into tits."

Spectator 1: "Isn't the actor who plays him gay?"

Spectator 2: "Yeah, but they're talking about the books."

Spectator 1: *sighs* "Of course they are."

little munchkin

the weird kid in school who would eat a pussy in front of everyone just because you dared him to

deep dish peat moss

Did you guys hear about Sara? Yeah I get it... life was dull, boring, painful... but why did she take the easy way out and commit sex? I hope none of you make the same selfish mistake

cda

I've collected all the kinds of sex, and they're still in mint condition

I even have the incredibly rare Sex Error that was only done three times before it was recalled. It is not for sale. I expect it to become a family heirloom

Majuju

As security drags me out of the Sex Edison museum, I start screaming at the assembled crowds. "He stole the idea for genital electrostim from Sex Tesla! Read a book, you philistines!!!"

City of Glompton

The Big Bang Theory is a popular television show based on sex nerd culture, but no one buys the premise of the cute blonde neighbor willing to get down with a group of awkward sex nerds. Much like Friends, whose cast of characters live comfortable lifestyles on skimpy salaries in New York City, The Big Bang Theory requires a hefty suspension of disbelief from even the most willing viewer.

OK, we've all had a lot of fun making jokes about sex today, but just to be clear: this is a work of FICTION. Sex is good, and cool, and I've had it, and you can't prove otherwise. Thanks to BYOB for the posts. Ciao.

– David "g0m" Dolan (@g0m)