Jesus would buy that for a dollar!
Feel free to taunt "Dr. Cyclopenstein" if you ever meet him in person.
"El Toothpicko" has spent days inside the bellies of things.
I heard that "El Toothpicko" is preggo.
"FelchTragedy" obviously has never been to Eden.
"Flying-Squid" is a God-fearing American who respects and loves the ideals and values of the Republican party YEEEEHAW BANG!!!
"Flying-Squid" puts salt on everything. EVERYTHNG.
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
Absolve me of my past fines, so that I may checkout again.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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