Jesus would buy that for a dollar!

Feel free to taunt "Dr. Cyclopenstein" if you ever meet him in person.

"El Toothpicko" has spent days inside the bellies of things.

I heard that "El Toothpicko" is preggo.

"FelchTragedy" obviously has never been to Eden.

"Flying-Squid" is a God-fearing American who respects and loves the ideals and values of the Republican party YEEEEHAW BANG!!!

"Flying-Squid" puts salt on everything. EVERYTHNG.

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