Jesus would buy that for a dollar!
Feel free to taunt "Dr. Cyclopenstein" if you ever meet him in person.
"El Toothpicko" has spent days inside the bellies of things.
I heard that "El Toothpicko" is preggo.
"FelchTragedy" obviously has never been to Eden.
"Flying-Squid" is a God-fearing American who respects and loves the ideals and values of the Republican party YEEEEHAW BANG!!!
"Flying-Squid" puts salt on everything. EVERYTHNG.
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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