Jesus would buy that for a dollar!
Feel free to taunt "Dr. Cyclopenstein" if you ever meet him in person.
"El Toothpicko" has spent days inside the bellies of things.
I heard that "El Toothpicko" is preggo.
"FelchTragedy" obviously has never been to Eden.
"Flying-Squid" is a God-fearing American who respects and loves the ideals and values of the Republican party YEEEEHAW BANG!!!
"Flying-Squid" puts salt on everything. EVERYTHNG.
Trying to change history is a terrible mistake. Tearing down all of America's Hitler statues has left us confused about our nation's proud past.
Ask any cowboy and they'll tell you: The deadliest snake in the wild west is Lava-Filled Hole Shaped Exactly Like A Cowboy Silhouette
Ben Garrison's Cartoons are finally explained!
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