No offense, Jesus. If you want to draw the line at a dollar, that's cool.

"Sophisto" needs an excuse, I guess.

"ToiletDuk" has it about right.

"Vikingman" gets to be the hat!!!!!!

"Zan's" picture would have been better if you could read the damn writing.

"groovehouse" likes the kind with the most pulp.

"hex" is clever and witty and also clever and perhaps witty.

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