No hard feelings, ok bud? Hey, look Jesus, I'll take you out to dinner. My treat. Not that you can't afford it. I mean... DAMMIT.
"starkravingnaked" should take his own advice.
"stimpygato," where can I get some?
"velvetelvis'" last point is his best.
"waesa" seems to imply that Peter would be building an awfully small church. Unless that's really big candy...
"whoredog" is of fine German craftsmanship.
"whoredog" makes a fitting end to a long and tedious labor of love.
I want my bed to look like the health department is checking for bedbugs. I want to feel like it’s on an episode of Maury getting scanned for semen.
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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