No hard feelings, ok bud? Hey, look Jesus, I'll take you out to dinner. My treat. Not that you can't afford it. I mean... DAMMIT.
"starkravingnaked" should take his own advice.
"stimpygato," where can I get some?
"velvetelvis'" last point is his best.
"waesa" seems to imply that Peter would be building an awfully small church. Unless that's really big candy...
"whoredog" is of fine German craftsmanship.
"whoredog" makes a fitting end to a long and tedious labor of love.
Forget Target or Best Buy, if you want deals this Black Friday you can't do better than smoking massive, mind-melting quantities of DMT.
A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.