Come to think of it, who wouldn't buy that for at least 10 dollars?!
"NOISEassault" gets his tools cheap from his grandpa.
"Oddbod" is fat and should probably stop eating.
"PurdWerfect" made a party in a can!
"Residentearth's" sokesperson is slightly less annoying than Carrottop.
"Residentearth" has a strange sense of the equinamity of baby heads and light bulbs.
"Sophisto" made a very original joke.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.