Come to think of it, who wouldn't buy that for at least 10 dollars?!

"NOISEassault" gets his tools cheap from his grandpa.

"Oddbod" is fat and should probably stop eating.

"PurdWerfect" made a party in a can!

"Residentearth's" sokesperson is slightly less annoying than Carrottop.

"Residentearth" has a strange sense of the equinamity of baby heads and light bulbs.

"Sophisto" made a very original joke.

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