Come to think of it, who wouldn't buy that for at least 10 dollars?!
"NOISEassault" gets his tools cheap from his grandpa.
"Oddbod" is fat and should probably stop eating.
"PurdWerfect" made a party in a can!
"Residentearth's" sokesperson is slightly less annoying than Carrottop.
"Residentearth" has a strange sense of the equinamity of baby heads and light bulbs.
"Sophisto" made a very original joke.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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