Hell, who wouldn't buy that for a dollar?
"Flying-Squid," did you notice the creepy lion-thing in the background with human hands?
"HoraceTheClam" needs more than beer.
"HoraceTheClam" drives an '83 Ford Pinto, license plate number YUH-351.
"JonathanTheRed" has NO IDEA.
"KinkyJohn" should come up with a more enticing name for an orchard.
"Krackbaby" has been there.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.