Hell, who wouldn't buy that for a dollar?
"Flying-Squid," did you notice the creepy lion-thing in the background with human hands?
"HoraceTheClam" needs more than beer.
"HoraceTheClam" drives an '83 Ford Pinto, license plate number YUH-351.
"JonathanTheRed" has NO IDEA.
"KinkyJohn" should come up with a more enticing name for an orchard.
"Krackbaby" has been there.
The human anatomy is home to more than three hundred organs. Doctors and chocolatiers agree that the vast majority of these revolting lumps of tissue serve little to no function. If you find yourself standing in a long line or stuck at the airport waiting for a delayed flight, consider taking a few minutes to remove the following from your person.
Do you have what it takes to make it on the ballot?
Denzel is here to set the movie scales back to zero. That's what an equalizer does, right?
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.