Hell, who wouldn't buy that for a dollar?

"Flying-Squid," did you notice the creepy lion-thing in the background with human hands?

"HoraceTheClam" needs more than beer.

"HoraceTheClam" drives an '83 Ford Pinto, license plate number YUH-351.

"JonathanTheRed" has NO IDEA.

"KinkyJohn" should come up with a more enticing name for an orchard.

"Krackbaby" has been there.

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