The Cleaner wanted to see a drawing of a beautiful woman, but instead of drawing one himself, or gazing upon timeless feminine forms at the local museum, or becoming a beautiful woman through years of rigorous preparation and expensive surgery and then commissioning a portrait of him(her)self, he asked his fellow forums posters. The results didn't come out quite as he'd planned, but who is he to impose his standards of beauty? Besides, the real thing of beauty here is the process of artistic collaboration on display; at least, that's one way to look at it. Contributors were asked to add one detail per turn to the starter images; if occasionally the images skip several steps, that's probably because I moved things along in the interest of brutal efficiency and not because the artist in question cheated. Now let's behold beauty, in the eyes of the Something Awful Forum goons!
Magic Hate Ball
Magic Hate Ball
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.