The Cleaner wanted to see a drawing of a beautiful woman, but instead of drawing one himself, or gazing upon timeless feminine forms at the local museum, or becoming a beautiful woman through years of rigorous preparation and expensive surgery and then commissioning a portrait of him(her)self, he asked his fellow forums posters. The results didn't come out quite as he'd planned, but who is he to impose his standards of beauty? Besides, the real thing of beauty here is the process of artistic collaboration on display; at least, that's one way to look at it. Contributors were asked to add one detail per turn to the starter images; if occasionally the images skip several steps, that's probably because I moved things along in the interest of brutal efficiency and not because the artist in question cheated. Now let's behold beauty, in the eyes of the Something Awful Forum goons!
Magic Hate Ball
Magic Hate Ball
Your lair. Maybe you lure victims to it, maybe you hide in it between killings, or maybe you haunt it 24/7 because you’re tragically confined by a curse. Whatever the situation, for most of us monsters, a living/un-living space is an important part of our identities. In this column, Monstergeddon award winners share their lair tips and techniques!
Works great on my child, who hasn't barked at all for as long as she's worn the apparatus. When she turns three, we will remove it for a trial period.
The famed gonzo otaku journalist writes about the death of gaming culture in 2014.
Try not to break your console while I try not to break my cyber brain.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.