> Use staff to entangle demon. Tell Bob to shoot it in the fucking face while it's still. Tell Bob's Wife to disarm Horseman with her whip. Command bone golem to shred them fuckers to ribbons.
> Tell Warhorse you know of a worthy opponent and summon the Golgothian for him to fight
> send golgotha first throught the door
> make pretty dress from wife and wear it
> enter door
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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