> Use staff to entangle demon. Tell Bob to shoot it in the fucking face while it's still. Tell Bob's Wife to disarm Horseman with her whip. Command bone golem to shred them fuckers to ribbons.
> Tell Warhorse you know of a worthy opponent and summon the Golgothian for him to fight
> send golgotha first throught the door
> make pretty dress from wife and wear it
> enter door
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
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