> arrest them all using our executive power for ingesting a Schedule II controlled substance made illegal under Title II of the Comprehensive Drug Abuse Prevention and Control Act of 1970
> Walk among the demonic army and provide them beer while offering an endless field of weed if they assist you with entering the fortress.
> Charge. Make sure that the flesh golem is out in front killing demons with pelvic thrusts.
> Act like you know the centaur, ask him about his family, tell him you share his concerns but that you have to work with an obstructionist congress *gesture towards Bob and Wife and Old Man*
> Have the skeleton-golem close its wings around the demon like some sort of venus flytrap.
>tell the horse man that you're going to take him to an even larger battle, then take him to a GWAR concert
With all these great tats, it's safe to say I'm the most unique person on earth. Which sounds great, until you realize how lonely it is.
FULLY SPOTTED DOG - My attempts to remove the spots from a Dalmatian completely backfired, and now I have a useless dog that is all spots and nothing else.
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