Swivel Master, do you realise how screwed you are once Rockstar Games find out that you've stolen their plans for a Mario franchise "reboot"?

I read on wikipedia that bam fifteen is the president of 'Gay Land'. If this is true, I would like to pass on my congratulations on landing such a high profile post!


TunaSpleen was so freaked out by the movie Gremlins that he refuses to feed anything after midnight.

This image was created by dlnorton and it's pretty good you should check it out some time


Not a lot of people know that B0b has been mistaken for both Denzel Washington and Al Pacino.


If you looked up "edgy" in a Mushroom Kingdom dictionary you would probably see a definition accompanied by this drawing from LankorDie


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