Swivel Master, do you realise how screwed you are once Rockstar Games find out that you've stolen their plans for a Mario franchise "reboot"?
I read on wikipedia that bam fifteen is the president of 'Gay Land'. If this is true, I would like to pass on my congratulations on landing such a high profile post!
TunaSpleen was so freaked out by the movie Gremlins that he refuses to feed anything after midnight.
This image was created by dlnorton and it's pretty good you should check it out some time
Not a lot of people know that B0b has been mistaken for both Denzel Washington and Al Pacino.
If you looked up "edgy" in a Mushroom Kingdom dictionary you would probably see a definition accompanied by this drawing from LankorDie
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.