marshmallard

That is exactly what I did. I stood there with my skirt round my ankles and I phoned my boyfriend and asked him what to do. And then I shuffled off to put my skirt back on, with my arse on display. 

TONY DANZAS HO

When you say "boyfriend" do you actually mean "Caretaker"?

marshmallard

Ha. By way of explanation, I felt incredibly alone with all those people pointing at me and I guess I just wanted to hear a sympathetic voice...? Does that make any sense?

Probably not.

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