That is exactly what I did. I stood there with my skirt round my ankles and I phoned my boyfriend and asked him what to do. And then I shuffled off to put my skirt back on, with my arse on display. 


When you say "boyfriend" do you actually mean "Caretaker"?


Ha. By way of explanation, I felt incredibly alone with all those people pointing at me and I guess I just wanted to hear a sympathetic voice...? Does that make any sense?

Probably not.

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