That is exactly what I did. I stood there with my skirt round my ankles and I phoned my boyfriend and asked him what to do. And then I shuffled off to put my skirt back on, with my arse on display.
TONY DANZAS HO
When you say "boyfriend" do you actually mean "Caretaker"?
Ha. By way of explanation, I felt incredibly alone with all those people pointing at me and I guess I just wanted to hear a sympathetic voice...? Does that make any sense?
Sir Mix-a-Lot's classic follow up to "Baby Got Back" has serious unintended consequences.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
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