Listen, this is getting OUT OF CONTROL. THE SILLY NERDS AND THEIR SILLY MOVIES ARE TAKING OVER THE PLACE!!!!

"EvilHomer" spelled "grapes" wrong, hurrrrrrrrr...

"Fontaine" made this movie poster. He will erase your past to protect your future. Or something.

"Freezer" just about summed it up here, I'd say. HAHAHA Summed it up. AHAHAHAHAHAHA... heh... whew.

"Grater" echoes our respect for the best search engine in town. Oh Google, what would we do without you? Besides maybe... go outside.

"HohlerMann" is ready to be trained, alright. Trained in a BIG WAY.

"Huge_Midget" knows the real score with the "Lord of the Rings." He doesn't spend six hours per day on his Dreamcast for nothing, you know.

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