WE ARE THE NERDS. WE HAVE COME TO-- Ok, I think I got control away from the nerds. They are still being silly, but I think that I can hold them until the police arrive!!
"Punch_the_Monkey" likes computers. He likes them A LOT.
"Rastor" knows his way around ye olde intrawebbe. He knows it well. You might even say he knows it... TOO WELL.
"Shambler" has created the ultimate horror movie:
"Shambler" also expresses the sorrow we all feel at the loss of a dear, dear friend:
"SkinnyMan" is a big dork and hung out on a BBS. Heh. Dork.
"Talisman" is having some problems getting people to come to his Angelfire site:
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Pardon Our Dust
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Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
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