pipes!: Chainy, the helpful chainsaw.
SpaceBees: Could someone draw Blanka and Dan Habiki from Street Fighter doing a bong and getting high as fuck? If you did this you would be my hero forever.
The Worst Unicorn: Draw a hamburger that's also a butt.
Clamps McGraw: My primary interests in life are anthropomorphic crabs, hence the username. I would love to see a picture of a Clint Eastwood-esque Old West crab. Not Sammity Sam type. A grizzled old, angry broken-down gold prospector who saw his wife die of dysentery and his brother scalped by Arapaho indians before he moved west. A crab with nothing to lose and a mean streak a mile wide.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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