pipes!: Chainy, the helpful chainsaw.
SpaceBees: Could someone draw Blanka and Dan Habiki from Street Fighter doing a bong and getting high as fuck? If you did this you would be my hero forever.
The Worst Unicorn: Draw a hamburger that's also a butt.
Clamps McGraw: My primary interests in life are anthropomorphic crabs, hence the username. I would love to see a picture of a Clint Eastwood-esque Old West crab. Not Sammity Sam type. A grizzled old, angry broken-down gold prospector who saw his wife die of dysentery and his brother scalped by Arapaho indians before he moved west. A crab with nothing to lose and a mean streak a mile wide.
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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