pipes!: Chainy, the helpful chainsaw.
SpaceBees: Could someone draw Blanka and Dan Habiki from Street Fighter doing a bong and getting high as fuck? If you did this you would be my hero forever.
The Worst Unicorn: Draw a hamburger that's also a butt.
Clamps McGraw: My primary interests in life are anthropomorphic crabs, hence the username. I would love to see a picture of a Clint Eastwood-esque Old West crab. Not Sammity Sam type. A grizzled old, angry broken-down gold prospector who saw his wife die of dysentery and his brother scalped by Arapaho indians before he moved west. A crab with nothing to lose and a mean streak a mile wide.
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.