pipes!: Chainy, the helpful chainsaw.
SpaceBees: Could someone draw Blanka and Dan Habiki from Street Fighter doing a bong and getting high as fuck? If you did this you would be my hero forever.
The Worst Unicorn: Draw a hamburger that's also a butt.
Clamps McGraw: My primary interests in life are anthropomorphic crabs, hence the username. I would love to see a picture of a Clint Eastwood-esque Old West crab. Not Sammity Sam type. A grizzled old, angry broken-down gold prospector who saw his wife die of dysentery and his brother scalped by Arapaho indians before he moved west. A crab with nothing to lose and a mean streak a mile wide.
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
Absolve me of my past fines, so that I may checkout again.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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