Fantasmo: Please draw a goat using pesticide on a swarm of bees.
MageMage: A heavy, burly, and hairy construction worker using a duck effectively as a jackhammer.
Optimist with doubt: Could you draw a reeses peanut butter cup come to life and taking its revenge on humans?
Wild T: Bumblebees attacking a two-year-old's birthday party by going kamikaze into her birthday-cake candles.
The Worst Unicorn:
Afraid of ideas and free speech? Well then you better not read this article, coward.
I did not see the Tokyo Game Show this year.
Candles scented like Destiny planets - increases KDR by 26%!
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.