Fantasmo: Please draw a goat using pesticide on a swarm of bees.
MageMage: A heavy, burly, and hairy construction worker using a duck effectively as a jackhammer.
Optimist with doubt: Could you draw a reeses peanut butter cup come to life and taking its revenge on humans?
Wild T: Bumblebees attacking a two-year-old's birthday party by going kamikaze into her birthday-cake candles.
The Worst Unicorn:
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.