Fantasmo: Please draw a goat using pesticide on a swarm of bees.
MageMage: A heavy, burly, and hairy construction worker using a duck effectively as a jackhammer.
Optimist with doubt: Could you draw a reeses peanut butter cup come to life and taking its revenge on humans?
Wild T: Bumblebees attacking a two-year-old's birthday party by going kamikaze into her birthday-cake candles.
The Worst Unicorn:
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.