Fantasmo: Please draw a goat using pesticide on a swarm of bees.
MageMage: A heavy, burly, and hairy construction worker using a duck effectively as a jackhammer.
Optimist with doubt: Could you draw a reeses peanut butter cup come to life and taking its revenge on humans?
Wild T: Bumblebees attacking a two-year-old's birthday party by going kamikaze into her birthday-cake candles.
The Worst Unicorn:
Forget Target or Best Buy, if you want deals this Black Friday you can't do better than smoking massive, mind-melting quantities of DMT.
A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.