Fantasmo: Please draw a goat using pesticide on a swarm of bees.
MageMage: A heavy, burly, and hairy construction worker using a duck effectively as a jackhammer.
Optimist with doubt: Could you draw a reeses peanut butter cup come to life and taking its revenge on humans?
Wild T: Bumblebees attacking a two-year-old's birthday party by going kamikaze into her birthday-cake candles.
The Worst Unicorn:
TECHNICALLY A DOG - I have expertly subdivided a horse to create what is, scientifically speaking, a dog. I have done this 10 times before and plan to keep doing it forever!!! $400. 555-2466
Step One: Salvage a ridiculous chair from a race car or a fighter jet. Now it will support your ridiculous body as you play a virtual card game.
The water got bigger? my sand castle was destroyed and we had to move. Who did this?
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