XausF1: Draw a penis being inserted into another penis which is attached to a much larger penis with a face and arms who is in turn attached to a tyrannosaurus rex which is fighting a space shark on the surface of the moon next to the Eagle lunar lander while Buzz and Neil are lounging on deck chairs drinking from straws which are stuck into the ground of the moon. Because the moon is an intergalactic brewery.
MissFortune: A unicorn and a giant-sized carpenter bee having a vicious swordfight with horn and stinger over the last Jelly Belly jellybean.
photo kiosk of life: A shark hosting its own vegetarian cooking show.
b is for buttrape:
Doctor Zero: Three words: Automated defense carrot.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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