I pulled this Scarecrow costume together in three weeks for the Chicago Wizard World. I made it completely from scratch. It won me $25 that I'm putting toward improvements. People went absolutely ape over it. I was disturbed at the amount of parents who wanted their kids to take a picture with the creepy, filthy, shirtless, barefoot stranger with huge needles strapped to his hand.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.