I pulled this Scarecrow costume together in three weeks for the Chicago Wizard World. I made it completely from scratch. It won me $25 that I'm putting toward improvements. People went absolutely ape over it. I was disturbed at the amount of parents who wanted their kids to take a picture with the creepy, filthy, shirtless, barefoot stranger with huge needles strapped to his hand.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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