genesplicer

I do "Instructional" drawings for my students:









I also did a science monster in 3D for the back of my classroom. He will hold daily announcement and such.


Queen Gnome
Can I be one of your students for a day. Pretty please

genesplicer

Sure! (This offer only applies if you happen to be a 7th or 8th grader within our school boundaries.)

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