Crazy Frog Racer, submitted by Caret. Didn't this whole Crazy Frog ringtone gimmick die out over a year ago? I'm pretty sure it did. Well, now you get to ride its carcass around in a bland racer in the vein of Wipeout and Mario Kart. Yay, I think! Thrill as you speed through levels lifted almost directly from that old Beetlejuice cartoon! Marvel at the generic yet hideous interface! Was the game poorly made as a clever nod to the fact that the entire fad was calculated to be annoying in the first place, or was it just plain poorly made? If I don't get answers soon I am going to send an absolutely scathing e-mail to my internet provider.

- Corin Tucker's Stalker