NUTS WORLDWIDE
NUTS WORLDWIDE (Thanks My Tapir IS Sick) - Warning: Not Safe For Work! Being a trucker is a lonely job, but you can make it less lonely by having sex with skanky women (and men) at truck stops. This site aims to help make that easier by uniting truckers with their beloved sirens, affectionately known as lot lizards, through the futuristic science of webcams and chatrooms. Unfortunately these lizard people aren't anywhere near as hot or puffy as the ones that invaded Earth in the startlingly prophetic television series "V."
As you might have guessed, this site is mostly profiles of dudes and old ladies with cancerous suntans. Oh, and by dudes I mean guys who like posting pictures of their junk on the Internet, because, man, what else do you need to know?
This Week on Something Awful...
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The Art of Vampire: The Masquerade (1990s)
WTF, D&D!?
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Forum Friday's Monday
Forum Friday's Monday spotlights some of the best recent threads on the SA Forums!
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Meet Uncle Jack!
Comedy Goldmine
The SA forum goons share their disturbing definition of "wacky family adventures."
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Green Zone; Remember Me
Current Releases
ProfessorClumsy enjoys Green Zone. Slvbarek and Macrame_God double-team Remember Me.
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SXSW Guide and Anti-Guide 2010!
Garbage Day
The most bafflingly comprehensive guide to the 3/18 SXSW lineup you'll find anywhere!
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