The World of Bongo (Thanks, Fiddy Pea!)
"Can you work out what this page is all about?? What on earth is this page all about??"
Judging by Bongo's home page, "cows" would seem to be a decent guess. Also, it links to a list of phobias, the most relevant of which are cacophobia (fear of ugliness) and melophobia (fear of music, in this case Chuck Berry MIDIs).
Primarily, though, Bongo exists as a vehicle for self-impressed wackiness. But unlike the similarly named Zombo, this page provides some functionality, most notably a section displaying "Awards" bestowed by even stupider sites, many of which appear to be unintentionally retarded. To answer Bongo's question, this page is all about directing people to atrocious Tripod and Geocities pages, making it something of a hundred-Awful-Links-in-one depository.
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The Wishmaster's Valentines
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Safe House; The Vow; Star Wars: Episode 1 - The Phantom Menace; Shame; A Dangerous Method
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No-one is safe, except for you. Safe from bad movies that is, thanks to our life-saving reviews.
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How To Make Someone Cry
Features / Articles
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Historical Figure Hats / British Judge Wigs!
Photoshop Phriday
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Aliens Unlimited: Galaxy Guide (1997)
WTF, D&D!?
Steve and Zack encounter unknown creatures in Palladium's guide to Aliens Unlimited.
