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Answers: 1) That electrical wire running up the back wall is a definite safety code violation 2) It's technically cheating to wear an oxygen line while chugging 3) I don't care how liberal your definition of the word is, a framed picture of South Park characters is not "art" 4) Urine stays much fresher if you keep it in Zip-Lok baggies in your freezer instead of a half gallon milk jug on your desk 5) lol "diet" soda.
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