AwfulVision: This article is for the birds!
This is it...
Submitted by me, bitches
...the pinnacle of human achievement.
We can officially call it a day for there is nothing left to do, nothing left to learn nor to create. No longer shall we break our backs in toil, nor cry bitter tears of sorrow at our failures nor lament our defeats. Those things, like all things now, are things of the past. Ladies and gentlemen, I present our magnum opus and surely the greatest achievement in this weary world's 4.6 billion year history: some dude taught a bird to sing the Final Fantasy victory music.
This day was long in the making, but at last it is upon us. Rejoice, my friends, for we are made of the stuff of stars. Hallelujah, Hallelujah.
Also, here's some bonus meta-as-fuck shit:
Birds fucking own.
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