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As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!

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• I just can't talk to anyone
• What little thing have you done today to make the world a better place?
• Let's rob our future boss and play Safecracker!
• Texas Rep Opposes Abortion Because Fetus Masturbate
• Clue: Hernandez with Putin's ring in the rental car
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• Why yes, I'll be your personal gun shopper....