Submitted by David
Nothing says patriotism like getting plastered on Old Milwaukee, sitting on an ATV with a dog and Boomhauer from King of the Hill and listening to your wife rant and rave about the Ay-rabs as a Newport dangles delicately between her fingers.
USA! USA! USA!
"ha, these people are alowed to vote! Amazing"
"I don't believe this, this was made up, these kind of people don't exist."
"Wow, she was a Hillary voter?"
It's true. Grimace is human. God help us, we did our best for him.
Your lair. Maybe you lure victims to it, maybe you hide in it between killings, or maybe you haunt it 24/7 because you’re tragically confined by a curse. Whatever the situation, for most of us monsters, a living/un-living space is an important part of our identities. In this column, Monstergeddon award winners share their lair tips and techniques!
The famed gonzo otaku journalist writes about the death of gaming culture in 2014.
Try not to break your console while I try not to break my cyber brain.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!