Submitted by David
Nothing says patriotism like getting plastered on Old Milwaukee, sitting on an ATV with a dog and Boomhauer from King of the Hill and listening to your wife rant and rave about the Ay-rabs as a Newport dangles delicately between her fingers.
USA! USA! USA!
"ha, these people are alowed to vote! Amazing"
"I don't believe this, this was made up, these kind of people don't exist."
"Wow, she was a Hillary voter?"
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!