Submitted by David
Nothing says patriotism like getting plastered on Old Milwaukee, sitting on an ATV with a dog and Boomhauer from King of the Hill and listening to your wife rant and rave about the Ay-rabs as a Newport dangles delicately between her fingers.
USA! USA! USA!
"ha, these people are alowed to vote! Amazing"
"I don't believe this, this was made up, these kind of people don't exist."
"Wow, she was a Hillary voter?"
Can't tell a drinking fountain from a urinal? We've got you covered. Brush up on your drinking fountain enthusiast -- or sipper -- vocabulary and learn to talk and swap sips with the best of them.
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!