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Submitted by A.W.
Hmm. I'm really having mixed feelings about that shirt. While it appears to be filled with what is certainly large enough to be a mountain, I'm pretty sure the "dew" that is covering him is in fact a mixture of sweat, grease and fail.
Also, your cat is a piece of shit, your life is a joke and I hope you die from AIDS.
Seth "Occupy Japan" Bailey out. Peace. *drops da mic*
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