I felt like a total jerk, dudes!
Submitted by Dan H.
Sir I'm afraid I'm going to have to write you a ticket for using MIDI music unironically, gratuitous overuse of a blue screen and stock footage, implied necrophilia, awful singing, and a having pretty rad mullet. Normally, I'd let you off with a warning, but I see you're a repeat offender. You are hereby sentenced to death.