No one spergs like Gaston!

Republicans are great for the economy.
Submitted by Matt C.
Every time one of them resigns in a blaze of drama, sales of electrical tape, bikinis, American flags and champagne increase by nearly 2000%.
The Patriarchy
"Sarah's hotter than this˙ chick "
-pawtucket999
"Fuck˙ sarah palin. that dumbass,bimbo, white bitch "
-tontocorazon
"The rare˙ Alaskan land whale! "
-david1122321

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