Biblical Endorsements!
The goons from the Something Awful Forums are no strangers to advertising. They get hit up by salesmen every day who want them to subscribe to their furry, diaper fetish, scat, granny-transvestite, elbow-porn sites. They took the advertising theme one step further, however, and devised a series of images representing products advertised by the good folks from the Bible. That Jesus fellow sure can sell shit. I should get him working for me one of these days.

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