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Status: Connected to guide: DelaineL
DelaineL: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
DelaineL: Good morning and how are you doing?
You: hi i need to know the name of a song i just heard
DelaineL: Any type of lyrics or singer you know to help me search?
You: i dont know the name or who sings it and i couldnt make out a lot of the words but it was very catchy
You: it was something pop-rock like, justin timberlake type stuff but i know it wasnt him
You: i think it wasnt him
You: maybe if i describe it though
DelaineL: I can send a site or two you may check out, if that would help.
DelaineL: Thanks for coming to ChaCha! Give me a moment while I do all your searching for you!
You: it started with a really high pitch whir then a bass loop that went "bow a dowdowbow, bow a dow; bow a dowdowbow, bow a dow
DelaineL: One moment.
You: then a background singer (female) started in with some oooohs and aahs type stuff
You: then the lead singer/rapper/whatever came in and started singing about a girl
You: and that he either owed her money or she owed him money
You: but they were in love so it didnt really matter
DelaineL: Sending you some sites for you to check out that may help you, one moment please.
You: are you finding anything or does that sound like a familiar song to you
DelaineL: Sent you a couple of sites.
DelaineL: I appreciate your patience while I find exactly what you need.
You: i could tell by the way he was singing that he was black
You: you know what i mean?
You: he sounded black
You: like he kept saying the n word
You: ok let me try to remember more
You: i think the chorus has him singing like 4 lines and then the background singer repeats them and then he repeats them and then the background singer actually sings her own verse
You: she sounded black too
You: you know what i mean when i say she sounded black?
You: and during her part she kept saying o baby and stuff and wanting the man to buy her things
You: do you know this sonf
DelaineL: Searching yet.
You: do you need more clues?
You: during the chorus and right before it the music changes and this beat comes on like "tap tap tappa DOM DOM tap tap tappa DOMDOMDOMDOM tappa tappa"
DelaineL: Are these results sufficient?
You: no none of these have a black guy and a black girl singing about buying presents for each other
DelaineL: Thats all I can come up with, with the information you provided me.
You: but what about the beats
You: did you search for the beats
DelaineL: Thank you for using ChaCha!
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Status: Connected to guide: AndrewJ
AndrewJ: Hi, what can I find for you today?
You: Well, I've been hopping from guide to guide, with minimal success (2 good results, though) so maybe you can help me
You: My son is sick and loves cats, so I want to amuse him with photos of cats seemingly defying gravity, and floating
You: Now we're getting somewhere
You: I once had a nightmare like that 2nd photo
AndrewJ: lol, oh really i bet that was scary...
AndrewJ: I'd be terrified if I saw that!
AndrewJ: Are these the type of pics your looking for?
You: I had locked myself in a bathroom, to escape these kittens that were chasing after me in great numbers, and thouught I was safe
AndrewJ: lol, of course, cuz the bathroom is the best place to hide from crazy kittens
You: But then a paw slipped under the door. And then a head. And then they started crawling under the door at me, upside down
AndrewJ: wow, sounds terrifying
You: Their mouths open impossibly wide, emitting black fluid and unnatural croaking noises
You: Yeah, it was pretty damn weird
You: I woke up in my neighbours front yard, covered in blood
You: Apparently I had acted out my self-defense against these cats on THEIR cats
AndrewJ: wow, thats sounds horrible
You: I told them they shouldnt have raised Socks to be an outdoor cat
You: They thought that it had gone off into the woods to die or something, but the jokes on them. I have it, stuffed on my mantle
You: Some day I'm going to ring their doorbell and leave Socks on their porch
AndrewJ: lol, wow thats pretty harsh
AndrewJ: are they horrible neighbors or sumthin?
You: No, but I am
AndrewJ: ah, makes sense
AndrewJ: Do those help or do u need more?
You: These are pretty awesome
You: If I take the duct tape off, I am sure my son will smile (He is mentally challenged, and screams a lot, you see)
You: I don't even know HOW he could have gotten sick, but feel it is my duty to cheer him up
AndrewJ: Well that's always good I don't think you should duct tape his mouth shut though, even if he screams a lot
AndrewJ: You should probably try and find other ways to help keep him quiet
You: Like what
You: Hey, maybe we could search for that!
AndrewJ: we could
-Search result: Raising Children - The Mentally Challenged Child
AndrewJ: Anything else I can help you find tonite?
You: Can you recommend me a good psychiatrist
You: No, wait, what is the best defense against attacking cats
You: In case my dream was prophetic, and it's actually going to happen in real life soon
AndrewJ: I'm looking for it right now
You: Okay, thank you
AndrewJ: I'm sorry, I can not find it
AndrewJ: I think that all you'd have to do is kick the cats and you'll be fine
You: Drat, I guess I'll just have to keep a baseball bat on hand, or something
AndrewJ: yea, keep a bat in the bathroom at all times just to be sure
You: That is good advice, and I shall kep it in mind
You: Well, he has started acting up again, so I must go tend to my sonYou: You have been *very* helpful
AndrewJ: Have a great nite!
AndrewJ: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.