[CHACHA.COM] get people to help you search for crap that doesn't exist
George Dorn posted:
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: BryanT
BryanT: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: Hello Bryan
You: I'm a normal child.
You: Do you believe me?
You: THEY NEVER BELIEVE ME
BryanT: no, and what do you need about pandas
You: I just want a picture of panda
You: but not one ripping off the head of a human being
You: because I'm normal and I don't like to see people dying just to wish they were me
You: wait did you say you didn't believe me?
BryanT: of course not
BryanT: a normal child....
You: oh
BryanT: would be in bed
You: I am in bed
You: on a computer
You: talking to you, Bryan
BryanT: lol
You: I am clothed, so don't you worry
You: also ignore that stuff I said about dying
You: I'm normal
BryanT: I don't think that the bed cares
You: well that's a good point Bryan
You: I just want you to feel comfortable
BryanT: I am at home as comfortable as can be
You: That's good
You: You can cry afterwards
You: I don't mind
BryanT: I think I will
You: they always cry...
BryanT: .........................................................................................................................
BryanT: NOT
You: you made my window really big
You: you are a wizard
BryanT: With a pointy hat and everything
You: Bryan are you judging me because of the way I look?
BryanT: of course
You: BRYAN YOU CAN SEE ME OVER THE INTERNET?
BryanT: I am vain like that
BryanT: well you asked the silly question
You: Did you judge me goodly or badly
BryanT: neutrally
You: that's sweet of you
You: do I look like a panda to you?
BryanT: awwww
BryanT: I plea the fifth
You: that's a clever reference to the constitution of these United States of America, Bryan
BryanT: and a timely one too
BryanT: Can I find anything else for you?
You: you are a gentleman and a scholar
BryanT: nah...
You: No, but I appreciate the cheering you have given me
You: I hope your continues to comfort you
BryanT: but I stayed at a Holiday inn last night
You: A television pop culture reference!
You: Good show!
You: Bryan I think you are the best internet friend I have
BryanT: and a timely one too
BryanT: maybe the only
You: yes, timely
You: maybe...
You: people don't talk to me because I have ADD
BryanT: but I am here for ya man
You: and Asperger's
You: And one time I bit a girl
You: she was asking me to, though
You: with her mind
BryanT: and you have aspergers
You: Yes
BryanT: touchy touchy
You: who's touching me?
You: is it spiders?
You: I hate spiders
BryanT: me too
You: I want all the pandas in the world to fight all the spiders in the world
You: and hopefully destroy each other
BryanT: pandas eat spiders
You: but with human weapons like machine guns and rocket launchers
You: they do??
You: this is news to me
BryanT: me too
BryanT: lol
You: but you knew it!
You: Bryan, you are a crafty fox
BryanT: that doesn't make it any truer
BryanT: I know a lot of stuff
BryanT: but that doesn't make any of it any truer
You: I think you are truer than the encyclopaediaeaia Britannnica
You: if it's any consolation
BryanT: it is
You: that's good Bryan
BryanT: oh well
You: Bryan if I wrote a movie about spiders and pandas
You: would you Green Light it?
BryanT: as in the HBO series
You: maybe a suburban panda selling spiders?
You: maybe a suburban panda selling weapons TO spiders
You: but then they turn on each other
BryanT: project green light for up-and-coming movie directors
You: and war ensues
You: oh I don't get HBO
BryanT: why not
You: because of the economy
You: and President Bush
You: and Arak
BryanT: your own personal economy
You: Bryan I think you are twisting my words
BryanT: no I'm not
You: oh that's a relief
You: I was really worried
You: I was starting to shake a little bit, like the funny short man
BryanT: never worry
BryanT: doesn't help
You: That's sage of you Bryan
BryanT: who
You: the one on "Youtube.com"
BryanT: oh
You: who was in back to the future
You: and then started shaking
You: and now yells for a living
BryanT: I don't know who you are talking about
BryanT: but does he like pandas too?
You: according to google.com
You: he is a fox
BryanT: everyone is entitled to thier opinion
You: Michael J. Fox
You: is his name
You: do you know that man, Bryan?
You: would you touch that man for 20 human dollars, Bryan?
BryanT: of course from that eighties sitcom
You: of course
You: you are a brilliant and insightful human being Bryan
BryanT: no, but for tweny venusian, we could work something out
BryanT: Can I find anything else for you?
You: Haha we all well know that the lifeforms on venus use the aftereffects of their asexual reproduction for currency
You: if you must leave, Bryan, I would understand
BryanT: and thus the reason for thier downfall
BryanT: not must but getting sleepy
You: you've been a bright ray of sunshine in my otherwise meaningless (but completely normal) existence
BryanT: darn hypnotists
You: you're a hypnotist?
BryanT: not but one must be here somewhere...
You: you should hypnotize a snake into getting onto a plane
BryanT: because I am getting sleepy
You: and then another
You: and another
You: and another
BryanT: zzzzzzz
You: and eventually the world would be yours!
BryanT: zzzzzzzzz
You: I can leave if I am boring you
You: my time is not valuable
BryanT: not anymore
BryanT: I only get paid for the first ten minutes
BryanT: lol
You: I'm glad I could help you with your money, Bryan
You: You are a good person
BryanT: but it was fun chatting with you
You: I think I love you
BryanT: u2
BryanT: awwww
BryanT: kumbayah
You: I look forward to groping you in a public place
BryanT: me too
You: bye!
BryanT: sounds like fun
BryanT: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
