Steve Ballmer answers your questions!
I've had problems with Windows 98, 98SE, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7 all of the operating systems released by Microsoft in my short life. I've waited many hours on Microsoft's Customer Support Line, waiting for some solutions to my problems. This week, the Something Awful Forum Goons talk to CEO Steve Ballmer -- thanks to his close, personal friend, forums user amf5, to get answers to the important questions we've carried for so long.
SB: Proceed.
Classicist: is that you?
SB: What the fuck kind of question is this? Of course it is.
Classicist: can you give me a copy of win7 then?
SB: Sure, just send me $260.
Hen: Post tits
SB: Try a porn site, weirdo.
Classicist: put your shoe on yor head.
SB: Fine. Why did I just do this?
Intel Penguin: Balmer why can't you put two different wallpapers on two different monitors if you've got dual screens?
SB: Eh? Only faggots need two monitors. Faggot.
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