Emo Businessman: steve do you listen to rap music if so who is your favorite rap artist
SB: Yes! I get the latest rhymes in the paper every Sunday from my favorite wrapper, Snoopy the Dog.
HastyDeparture: Steve, if you had to use one non-Micrsoft operating system, what would it be?
SB: Uhh.. OS/2?
biznatchio: Hey Steve, what's your favorite new feature in Windows 7?
SB: Private browsing. You know what I use that for, right?
Heh. I think you do.
martyFREEDOM: Steve, SCCM is cool and all, but it's management interface is a plopped together oversatured pile of shit. Fix it.
SB: Me? Fix?
Listen, you insignificant little chode: there is nothing wrong with SCCM - you are the one that's broken. You don't like it? Use something else.
Oh... that's right, you can't. You need Ballmy.
The guns are gone. Now what happens to all those paper targets? Don't tell me you forgot about the paper targets. The ones hanging from little clips on fancy clotheslines at shooting ranges. With no guns to destroy these legions of paper bastards, they go unchecked.
Grimy horror growler Rob Zombie's scariest music videos finally ranked to warn your children.
1998: I upload dave.pcx, and change the course of history
Set goals for yourself, and fulfill them. Absurd! Only in video games!
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