BOOM! DOCTA WATSON: Why can't you use any retail Windows 7 DVD to install any version of Windows 7 like you could with Vista? It's not like it's significantly more difficult now but it is kind of a hassle.
Answer me Steve!
SB: Install whatever version you want? No, you'll install whatever version I say you're going to install. You get what you pay for, chode.
Coffee Quack: steve is it true that microsoft hardware devs modeled the intellimouse after your shirt sweat pattern?
SB: No, they're modeled after titties. Big ass titties.
hyperborean: Mr Ballmer. What is your vision for the future of Microsoft and the desktop operating system?
SB: Vision? I don't need a fucking vision. The future is now, bitch.
Nevergirls: Mr. Ballmer, what would you look like in a pink shirt and glasses?
SB: A Mac User?
With all these great tats, it's safe to say I'm the most unique person on earth. Which sounds great, until you realize how lonely it is.
FULLY SPOTTED DOG - My attempts to remove the spots from a Dalmatian completely backfired, and now I have a useless dog that is all spots and nothing else.
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