Ridgely_Fan: Steve Ballmer, since you're so rich how come you don't buy a shirt that fits? Is it your awkward hip to shoulder ratio that's making it difficult to find a shirt?
SB: I keep getting boners around the office, so I have to tuck my woohoo up into my belly. My dick is this big:
So you can see why it needs to be nice and loose. Like my women. Hehe.
Null Pointer: How many chairs would a chairchuck chuck if a chairchuck could chuck chairs?
SB: Is that you, Eric Schmidt?
Listen to me, you do-goody altruistic piece of fucking human trash: I wasn't drunk last night when I called you. Not that drunk, anyway.
I will take ALL OF GOOGLE AND SMASH IT INTO TINY.
Thug Bonnet: steve, when are u gonna depreciate wpf?
SB: Depreciate? WPF? Uhh...
You have pretty eyes.
Bought Account: how u feel about pizza
SB: What's on it?
I don't know what to write in here because basically I am back from the dead like Laserious hooray here I am to talk about this stupid election.
This is your typical consumer model throne. If you just want a cheap prop, it's fine. If you want to actually sit like a king, pony up the cash and get yourself a prosumer model. This entry level stuff is more for a duke or baron at best.
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