FPS_Sage: Steve, how many women have you slept with?
SB: A better question would be, "Steve, why are you so fucking cool? Why do women throw themselves at you?"
Oh, and that's not a zero. It's what their vaginas look like after they've been Ballmerized. Just ask Roz Ho.
talk show ghost: steve why does the classic theme look like dog dick in win7
SB: YOU LOOK LIKE DOG DICK. It's beautiful.
tkinnun0: Steve, I just got done patching an image handling vulnerability, and now my uptime is ruined. Again. I'm going to sue. And my question is, how much money you got?
SB: I don't know who "Steve" is, but he sounds like a cool guy. You probably shouldn't sue him if you don't want your balls to end up in a woodchipper.
lazor wolf: Steve, what do you think of Google Chrome?
SB: Eric: listen to me. Closely. You stop calling me, I'll stop drunkdialing you. Okay?
I WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAGGY LITTLE COMPANY.
Steve Jobs was lucky, I only took his liver. And his marketshare.
They grow back. Kinda.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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