Henchman Status Updates: Astro Panic

Availability: On Hire (hire)
Contracted To: Adverse Interests, LLC.
Term of Hire: 30 days or d/c/f

Average Customer Rating: (rate)

Customer Review:
Ja, okay, shpider or nicht, it is too much with the vebs

Reviewed by The Todt Foundation
I know some vill say "you get the shpider, you get the vebs" vell okay, but vat about die base? Ve have carefully cultivated die shkull und shkeleton themes, mit der skull headquarters and der shkeleton uniforms. So vat do ve have vhen ve bring in der shpider? A shpider theme. Veb everyvhere und it eat der bones und die Todtmacht Troopers ven dey are carless. Blood Countess visit und she say "ven do you go to shpider theme" it was so humiliating I try to explain to her (more)

Captured the first UNFORCE assault shuttle to approach Dreadstation. The shuttle became entangled in the nearly-invisible strands of the spider's web. As the spider approached, however, UNFORCE sprung their own trap and detonated the explosives hidden within the shuttle. The spider was killed (more)