Beating a Man in a Trash Bag and Other True Stories of Fetlife.com

Two bedrooms, two and three-halves bath. What? The three-halves? Oh, that's the full toilet for horses. Yeah, it's got a shower, a sink and an obese 40-year-old man jacking off like crazy on the floor.

Dang it. Should have read the fine print on my auto loan.
