New Jobs for Superheroes / Super Villains
This week I tasked the goons with creating alternate jobs for super heroes and super villains. The goal was to take a character and put him in a job where his or her skills and powers would either be wasted or misused. With the equation in place, the Goons filled in the variables with comedy as sharp as a line graph and as curvaceous as a pie chart. Here was the starter image I made to get things rolling:

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Flash sure looks bored working at the DMV. "buki" is the jerk who gave him this crappy job:

"clockworkjoe" is the man who made this:

"Jimix" is some kind of patriot:

Like the rest of humanity, "Arsenal" knows that Moon Knight is one big happy flamer:

Martian Manhunter will help you wage a war against dirt. The ever-spicy "KaosFactor" made this:


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