captainbree proves that every Something Awful thread, no matter what the subject, always comes back to Star Wars.
Moai Ou can offer conclusive proof that these two people have never been in his kitchen.
Orbitize actually took the time to draw a "billion regattas." Go ahead, count them.
Ringside photographer Semper Ubi Sub Ubi witnessed the brutal debunking of Asimov's Three Laws of Boxing.