Variety Pack #8: Dick Cheney's Adventures; Truth in Advertising!
WE BEGIN NOW!
A Tribute to Dick Cheney: As some people might remember, Dick Cheney is the vice president of the United States. When he isn't busy living underground in secret Cold War bunkers or buffing his forehead with special forehead buffing products, he apparently has all sorts of adventures. Actually, no, he doesn't. But with a little help from the SA Goons, he manages to do a little more than whatever it is he does now.
Cut Through Marketing BS: Honesty is generally a good but ignored policy when it comes to marketing products and services. Since most companies lack honesty, the Goons decided to pick up the slack and redesign products, advertisements, and so on to reflect the truth, which we can apparently handle quite easily.
"Katto" started all the Dick Cheney antics, so blame him.
"Chibboleth" took a break from wrestling turtles to make this:
"plushpuffin" made this awful image, but it's so darn freaky I would be the next Hitler if I didn't include it:
"TunaSled" goes off to the Land of Oz in search of a good heart or courage or something like that: