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Saturday, November 22, 2008 by Hassan "Acetone" Mikal

I cheated on her with a Yorkshire Terrier.

Prescribe him some shit.

Yes, and as a lame duck he don't give no fuck.

My dryer queefs.

Not Bush, he's canceling anime!

You know what I'm talking about...

What Journey Means to Me by Acetone, age 9.

Nothing but bread and wine. This place sucks.